One-Liner Wednesday: Why a good editor is important
Dog editing: That’s not the way it’s spelled smelled.
The day an editor sends back your text with this correction, The p*nis; mightier than the sword…that’s the day you say, “well, hmmmm…I need to find one that corrects spacing, spelling and punctuation errors.”
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Thanks. 🙂
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My autocorrect on my phone did that once. Was tweeting a restaurant. ‘Please pass on my thanks’ became ‘please pass on my pen*s’. Thankfully I noticed before I hit send.
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Yes, that might’ve been more than a bit embarrassing. 🙂
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hahahahaha!
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LOL! As long as you didn’t text that to a priest or five year old child, no harm done! That’s why you have an editor, right?
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If male genitalia are so mighty during a fencing match, explain codpieces.
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It’s the same problem with saying men have “balls.” It’s the most sensitive part of the, which means it doesn’t make sense that it’s used to define fortitude. I like Betty White’s reply, and her assertion that it’s really the female anatomy that deserves the kudos.
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I love that meme. My plan is to be just like her in forty years, only with more kimono robes.
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hello floridaborne its dennis the vizsla dog hay dada sez that if the p*nis mitier then the sord then how duz wun eksplayn john wayne bobbitt??? i am not shoor hoo that is but i hav herd that ennywun hooz middel naym is wayne is awtomatikly a cereal killer so i do not no why dada wood want to tawk abowt sutch a persun!!! mary krismas to yoo frum us!!! ok bye
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He was a mistake in genetic editing. That’s a different animal all together. 🙂
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