I woke up at 11:30pm after 2 full hours of sleep, craving dates. No, not the kind you do on a Saturday night, the kind that look like Florida roaches without the legs.… Continue reading
Description of humans from the vantage point of an alien lifeform: “ugly bags of mostly water.” (Home Soil — 18th episode, Star Trek: The Next Generation.) Miracles walk, fly, crawl, burrow, and… Continue reading
…or…he might not be particularly bright.