A Heated Discussion about Ice Fishing

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It’s 48 degrees right now in Florida.  The small heater is having a difficult time warming up the room and my feet feel like the block of ice removed from a frozen lake.… Continue reading

Virtually Inept

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  I learned how to type on a manual typewriter.  I changed out the ribbons, cleaned the keys, and was frustrated more than once when all of the keys clumped together because I… Continue reading

ATTO RUN: The First Level of Hell

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My new website for my book  ATTO RUN:  The First Level of Hell is up and running http://www.attorun.com/ I’ll give you a hint:  If you like my off-the-wall fractured sense of humor, you… Continue reading

Not the content of my rectum but the color of my mind

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Today started out with a dream about alligators wearing saddles at the bottom of a clear river.  It’s not much to worry about if you’re not doing the Karate Kid balance-on-one-foot on top… Continue reading

Memory Foam Lane

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  As usual, I rely on Austin from  http://moviewriternyu.wordpress.com/2014/01/18/jump-start-your-brain-heart-memory-lane  to jumpstart my brain on Saturday morning. Look what you’ve done, Austin—now you’re going to get the worst possible advice ever from the person… Continue reading

Dinosaurs of Politics

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Tidbits from virtual posters that show up in my inbox: 1.  I want to tell an NSA joke, but I feel like they’ve heard them all before. 2.  Purpose of ObamaScare:  Insure the… Continue reading

Fun with Humans (chapter infinity)

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My stomach didn’t like dinner.  Who cares?  Obviously, my dogs care.  They’d rather I just let it all out on the floor instead of in the toilet.   If you feel your own… Continue reading

Down the same path

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The best and worst of us reflected in our children. Orchestrated lies symphony of perfection. Learning love, loss, hope, the same   The deaf and blind of us they stumble through they hurdle… Continue reading

Tapping into your sick sense

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Why it’s counterproductive to look for signs in Dream World. Try waking up with these words passing across your eyes like an electronic banner: Fear Love Obsession Greed   Joy Altruism Meditation All… Continue reading

THE NOT-QUITE-RIGHT POEM

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Perfection is not me Nor will it ever be. Chastisement does no good A ruby isn’t wood A cat is not a dog No tyrant is a god So please, my love, see… Continue reading