The Errrr Dog Commands

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My bed, not your bed, The Errrr Dog commands. So spray me with water, Bark out your demands.   My bed! No bargains! Get down on your knees!  I claim this clean laundry!… Continue reading

Dino-bored

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  Ever have one of those dreams where you’re talking to a dinosaur and it seems perfectly normal? You walk into a bar and ask, “Is this seat taken?” He says, “No. I… Continue reading

Ode to the Printer from Hell

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  The printer from hell is working quite well but it’s only a matter of time. It will give up the ghost and when needed the most– won’t be worth an aluminum dime.… Continue reading

ThanksChristmukkahWeen

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  I like the Modern Philosopher’s Friday Think Tank and Jump Start Your Brain. Today’s “Jump Start” had so many questions they couldn’t be answered on a blog entry. Why? Because after 1… Continue reading

Who you are in a 10 word sentence?

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  As I lay in bed with a 20 pound coon cat kneading at my face while lamenting the fact that I don’t have central heat, one simple thought popped into my not-quite-right… Continue reading

After Thanksgiving Basket Case

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Too much food and all I want to do is sleep. Hmmm….clean laundry. Perfect.

Why I woke up freezing

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This morning half the bedding was taken up by 20 pound coon cat.   How did he do it? Two of the blankets were wrapped up around him hurricane-style.  The only thing between… Continue reading

To Hide in Nature’s Arms

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Cats patter your heart in unexpected ways.   Some take over your desk. Others take over your house, or claim the fridge as their home. The rare cat seeks its own, finding comfort… Continue reading

The Teeth From Hell Strike Again!

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Yes.  I was at the dental school all day today.  It was supposed to be a 3 hour tour (where did I hear that one from, Gilligan?). A few weeks ago, JC talked… Continue reading

CreateSpace Insanity

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  A long time ago in a mindset far, far away,  life used to be so simple: Write a book on a manual typewriter. Send it to a publisher. Wait 6 months for… Continue reading