Dreams I’d rather forget

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Ever have one of those dreams where your bed is on the intersection of 2 state highways protected by the garbage truck parked in front of it?   Apparently, garbage trucks don’t stink… Continue reading

I’m stalling and I can’t get up

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Yes, my eyes are open.  Yes, I said my 2 paragraphs for the morning before my voice died.  Yes, I’m at my desk writing a blog instead of rifling through the stuff that… Continue reading

The creeping crud blues

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Woke up this morning With an ache in my head Moved all the doggies To get out of my bed Can’t eat a thing And my eyes are all red If it weren’t… Continue reading

Halloween Greetings

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Things that get your house egged: Giving out fruit instead of candy Watching TV and ignoring the bass voice that says,  “trick or treat.” Throwing 3 pennies into a bag full of candy.… Continue reading

(Top of the) house cat

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What? I’m a cat It’s my job I do it well.     Just walk  away lowly human fetch my treat.

Being Catty about customer “service.”

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Warranty, Night and Day you Torture Me. I’m wondering if the spirit of one of my ex-husbands (turned poltergeist)  is inhabiting the laser printer from hell.   I purchased an extended warranty for… Continue reading

Bitter Homes and Horrors

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I was looking at an Einstein quote Everyone is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole life believing that it… Continue reading

2 More Zombie Dogs caught on Camera

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Run! The Zombie Dogs are coming!!!! 2 more from the house of horrors looking for unsuspecting flesh… To lick.    

Getting Leia’d

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The most fun I’ve had on Halloween:  My 3rd husband was returning home and I was picking him up at the airport.  It was the late 1980′s–years before the TSA invaded. I rolled… Continue reading

Coon Cat on the Laser Printer from Hell

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No, today I’m not going to be spilling bytes of virtual guts all over the blogosphere. Today I’m providing a visual of the Laser Printer from Hell topped by the other brother coon… Continue reading