Aggravating 1st word problems

Took a nap at 7pm. Up at 8:30pm  Now I can’t get back to sleep.  It’s so aggravating!!!

I suppose it could’ve been worse.  

Even my dogs are unhappy.  They sleep on my bed, have a perpetual food bowl, and get to go on car rides almost every day.  I tell my dogs there are people in the world who would gladly eat their food.  Why are they unhappy, you might ask?

There are children in Africa living in huts, with no food, no running water, and no toilet to pee or poop in.  

In a 3rd world country you don’t survive if you’re brain cells aren’t working.  At least I still have some common sense when I’m half comatose — not like this guy

Yet, at this very moment, I’m struggling with a huge dilemma.

You’d think I’d be smarter than that, but the truth is

If I was like this guy, I’d buy a good photographer

But alas, I digress.

I still can’t get to sleep and now I have the hiccups.

I just want a nice, fat, juicy burger on a pillow soft bun, but I’d have to drive 45 minutes to get one because nothing is open in my small town.

First world problems strike again.