My monthly contribution to the Nudge Wink Report.
To boldly glow where no ghost has glowed before.
“Harry! Give me one of those low-fat organic berry surprise bars!” I yelled out, straightening my perfect white t-shirt accessorized with green beads, a green belt and green shoes.
“Here ya go,” Harry said.
I glowered at him. “What the hell is this?”
“It’s that awful energy bar you love so much, but I don’t have to throw away what’s left over after you’ve only taken 2 bites. You do want to save the environment, don’t you?” he snickered.
I took my 2 bites and held it carefully between perfectly coiffured nails, thankful his filthy hands didn’t want to touch me, either. “Tell me again why I’m standing in Arlington Cemetery?”
“To pay your respects to those who died in battle. You remember, the people who gave up their lives so that you could waste…
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