Senseless Sunday Sarcasm : Buds
Rottie Mutt: Hey, bud! What’cha doin’?
Fat White Dog: Wondering.
RM: ‘bout what?
FWD: Mom says a tree is better than us.
FWD: They know when to leave and they only create barks when necessary.
RM: Mom’s just being mean ’cause we were barking all night.
FWD: That’s why I’m digging a hole back there.
RM: Trees don’t go anywhere.
FWD: I’m getting to the root of the problem.
RM: By killing a tree?
FWD: No, dummy! Mom loves that tree. This is vengeance.
RM: You might wanna pack your trunk, make like a tree and branch out.
FWD: Bloomin’ Idjut! You can’t even joke right. It’s “make like a tree and leave!”
RM: Whatever you do, you might want to do it quickly.
RM: Mom’s watching you dig from the window.