How retirement is like eggplant
My contribution this month to the Nudge-Wink Report.
So special, I had it coming.
For anyone in the blog-o-sphere who cares, I retired on December 1.
Oh…you already knew that? Well excuse me for…
what was I saying?
Damn that Eggplant Parmesan! Do you know how much cheese and spaghetti sauce it takes to hide the taste of grey vegetable matter?
I may be forgetful but…
No, I don’t look like this
I look like this
And I can do this and this Just a wee bit of difference, wouldn’t you say?
Yes, I retired
For 2 months and 8 days.
There’s something about standing in a food line for 2 hours that screams, “This is not your finest moment!”
Eight eggplants, two cans of spaghetti sauce, a half gallon of almond milk, and a frozen chicken later, I’m looking at my sister-in-law, who…
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