Senseless Punday Sarcasm
I’m feeling lazy, the dogs aren’t talking, and both cat’s are too cold to be…well…catty.
So, for today, I’m going to be really, really meme.
And if you think that’s baaaad, I know my daughter is going to love this one
I’ll end this tragedy with a joke I made up in 1982. I actually won 2 tickets to a play “Do Black Patent Leather Shoes Really Reflect Up?” If you’ve never heard of it, don’t worry. You probably never heard of my joke, either:
A scientific expedition studying the ocean found a dolphin having trouble swimming. Once he was captured it was discovered that he had a foot on each side of his body instead of fins.
One scientist said, “What an excellent chance to study this evolutionary anomaly.”
The other said, “Poor thing, why don’t we remove the problem and let him go.”
To which the first replied, “That would de-feeting the porpoise!”