Canada vs. the USA

I write a post for the Nudge Wink Report every month. It’s humor/satire/sarcasm and everyone writing for NWR has different styles and are from different parts of the world.

It’s well worth looking at all the different posts.

My post for today is a humorous look at the differences between Canada and the USA — with a few digressions thrown in.

Hope you enjoy it.

The Nudge Wink Report

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Mandatory digression:

Well….I just returned home from my once-every-5-years physical.  Why the doctor’s office considers it rude to miss a physical for 4 years in a row, I’ll never know.  As punishment, they shredded my file 3 months ago and made me register as a new patient.

Filling out 20 forms with 8-font words must be the way they test your mental health.  If you can do it without having a melt-down in the waiting room, you’ve passed. 

They wanted to know my race, so I wrote: “Human.”  Then, on the 18th form, they wanted to know if I took illegal drugs or owned firearms, so I wrote:  “Are you crazy? What the hell does that have to do with a physical exam?” 

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