Senseless Sunday #Sarcasm : Dirty #Dogs
Rottie Mutt: Mom is mad at me.
Mr. Wiggles: What did you do this time? Pee on the cabinet, chew up her shoe, peal all the covers off the bed…
R. M: I licked her.
Mr. W: You know she doesn’t like that.
R. M.: I wanted to share my snack with her.
Mr. W: What snack?
R. M.: Well…ya see…I was rooting around in the sand and I found this big ol’ worm and a juicy bug.
Mr. W.: So you thought she wanted to taste worm gravy over processed bug guts with a side of sand?
R.M. (licking sand off his snout) It was delicious!
Mr. W.: Where is mom now?
R.M.: Last I saw, she had the shower head pointed to her mouth to clean it out with that bubbly stuff. Then she upchucked her lunch and flushed it down the toilet. That’s a waste of good food!
Mr. W.: Mom’s coming outside with Dad. They don’t look happy.
Humans march over to doggies that won’t stop barking. Dad picks up the dirty one.