Retiredment

…and on the 3rd day of her retirement, she was lazy and reblogged a post she wrote yesterday for the Nudge Wink Report.

A post which was 2 days overdue.

Welcome to retirement, where the word “now” stands for “Never on Wednesday.” Or “North of Whenever.”

The Nudge Wink Report

You’ve probably heard that old cliché, “I’m a day late and a dollar short.”

Well, I just retired, so I’m 2 days late for my November post and now I’m short by 1/2 my income. 

It’s the second day, and I’m already wondering how I’m going to buy  groceries next month.  Not that I don’t have enough to buy $20 worth of groceries for the month, but I still worry.

My family, all of whom voted for Hillary Clinton, have questioned my sanity as of late. 

I’ve calculated that if I burn a parked car and then point my loaded clam-shell phone at the police, I’ll end up in jail.  The food there is better than a nursing home, and I’ll have more rights.

Just a thought.  I’m still working on completely stripping down my entire budget.

I just had another thought!  I could panhandle by threatening to strip right…

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