…and on the 3rd day of her retirement, she was lazy and reblogged a post she wrote yesterday for the Nudge Wink Report.
A post which was 2 days overdue.
Welcome to retirement, where the word “now” stands for “Never on Wednesday.” Or “North of Whenever.”
You’ve probably heard that old cliché, “I’m a day late and a dollar short.”
Well, I just retired, so I’m 2 days late for my November post and now I’m short by 1/2 my income.
It’s the second day, and I’m already wondering how I’m going to buy groceries next month. Not that I don’t have enough to buy $20 worth of groceries for the month, but I still worry.
My family, all of whom voted for Hillary Clinton, have questioned my sanity as of late.
I’ve calculated that if I burn a parked car and then point my loaded clam-shell phone at the police, I’ll end up in jail. The food there is better than a nursing home, and I’ll have more rights.
Just a thought. I’m still working on completely stripping down my entire budget.
I just had another thought! I could panhandle by threatening to strip right…
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