Senseless Sunday #Sarcasm: OBCC frets

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Mom hopped on a bird and flew far away to a place called Oklahoma City.

If I find that bird, I’m going to kill it, eat it and scatter the feathers.

But if I do that, mom won’t fly home.

The horror of it all!!!!

I left mom a present on her desk, where I usually sleep.

It’s the only way I know of to tell her how much I love her warm lap, the way she opens a can for me when I sit on her keyboard, and how she laughs with joy when I try to take her mouse hostage.

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If she sees my present maybe she’ll never, ever, leave me alone with my brother and 6 dogs again.

My brother said I shouldn’t have.

What do you think?  Is he overreacting? 

 

 

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