Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: measuring #cats
Coon Cat: Mom is at it…again.
Other Brother Coon Cat: Just when we think she can’t humiliate us further…
CC (sighs): …she pulls out a tape measure.
OBCC: She lifted my tail up. I ignored it. She touched me with the tape worm thingy from my butt to my nose and says, “39 inches.”
CC: She did the same thing from thigh to thigh and said, “a foot.” She doesn’t know the difference between a foot and a butt?
OBCC: Then she uses the eye with the blinding light on us.
CC (with a great deal of umbrage): It’s called a camera.
OBCC: I don’t care what it’s called! That human is crazy! We still live here, so what does that make us?”