Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Today’s complaint
Fat White Dog (FWD): Is mom looking at us?
Rottie Mutt: Yep.
FWD: She’s going to give us a bath!
RM: She gives baths in the day. It’s night.
FWD: The soap monster tries to eat our hair. The water snake spits in our eye. What did we do to deserve that kind of torture?
RM: You sleep on her pillow.
FWD: You slobbered all over her head when you licked her awake at something called 3 a.m.
RM: She held me down and watered me with flea spray for it, too.
FWD: Baths? Flea Spray? Mom hates us! I’m going to find a better home.
RM: More food for me! More space on the bed! When are you leaving?
FWD: Right after I chew mom’s pillow to pieces and find a way to blame it on you.