Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Humans vs. Common Sense


Fat White Dog:  Hey mom!  Why do humans try to control time?  

Me:  Humans have no common sense.  

Fat White Dog:  I knew that.

Me:  D@%&#D Daylight Slavings time!  

Fat White Dog:  Why, when it’s midnight, are you supposed to fall back an hour? Why don’t you fall back a half hour instead and never change the time again?

Me:   Stop barking!  I’m trying to think!  (looks down at hurt puppy face).  I so sorry.  Her such a good girl (pat on the head, pat…pat).  Awwww…her sooooo cute!

Fat White Dog:  D@%&#D humans.  Why do I bother?