Senseless Sunday Sarcasm: Humans vs. Common Sense
Fat White Dog: Hey mom! Why do humans try to control time?
Me: Humans have no common sense.
Fat White Dog: I knew that.
Me: D@%&#D Daylight Slavings time!
Fat White Dog: Why, when it’s midnight, are you supposed to fall back an hour? Why don’t you fall back a half hour instead and never change the time again?
Me: Stop barking! I’m trying to think! (looks down at hurt puppy face). I so sorry. Her such a good girl (pat on the head, pat…pat). Awwww…her sooooo cute!
Fat White Dog: D@%&#D humans. Why do I bother?