A lizard of humor

There’s a lizard that lives in my bathroom.

He likes to sleep under a towel,

and often I find that he’s staring

at my towering flesh for a while.

He sits in the tub and he watches

with nary an atom of fear

If a lizard could talk, is he saying,

“When will you get out of here?

You’re invading my vast territory

and you have no concern for my power.

If you don’t know that I’m predatory

please take your head out of the shower.”