Air Pits, Free Editing, and Freezing
This is my monthly contribution to the Nudge Wink Report. I have a strange sense of humor, but you knew that. 🙂
It’s so special, I’m staying near my toilet in case my stomach turns parenthesis green.
1. Why I hate airports (aka airpits)
Here is the nutshell ho-hum version: At 6:30am Pacific time on January 13, I left my sister’s home for the hour drive to the airport in Ontario, California. I’m a TSA Pre✓® , so I breezed through the line (I highly recommend this system, unless you’re a terrorist.). The 3 flights home were on time. EVERY Delta staff person and sky cap was exceptional, and I was on the tarmac in Florida at 11:38pm.
When I flewTO Ontario California on December 23, it was an hour drive to the airport and the same 3 flights backwards. When you’re poor, your choices are “buy this cheap ticket or hitchhike.”
The FloridaBorne version: Imagine you’ve…
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