Caturday Conversing with Cats
Coon Cat: Hey! Human! Feed me! Me-now!
Human (throwing the bed covers over her head): It’s Saturday!
Coon Cat: No…it’s Caturday.
Human: Just wait another hour…please….
Coon Cat: My stomach doesn’t care about your weekend schedule. I was kind to you, I gave you the 5am wake-up paw.
Human: *snore* Aaaarrrruuughhh! What the hell?
Coon Cat: That was my alarm claw. Next stop, the 5:30 love bites. I’ll start with your fingers.
Whoever came up with the Borg motto “Resistance is Futile” must’ve been owned by a cat.